The Holy Sex Bomb's Rants

update!

2009-06-13T07:14:00.000-07:00

hey suckers(except lyn) who have been reading my blog, hopelessly waiting for an update.
must be happy now to think this is one.
but it isnt.
toodles. =)

Crap.

2009-03-22T04:59:00.000-07:00

Crap. holidays are over already.
i remember it like it was last week, me running out of school with a big smile on my face that the holidays had started, and making plans with friends on what to do the next day.
oh wait, it WAS last week.

ishhh.
now what? back to the grind.
less tv, less computer, less sleep, more chemistry homework. oh god. form 5.

hmmm.
on tuesday and wednesday, my parents sent me to some 'motivational camp' by some super good speaker.
or so they claim. it wasnt that bad lah.
but waking up at 7am during the holidays?
not so fun.
i was grumpy on the first morning, but made friends with some friendly malay dudes.
dont remember they're names anymore though!
i also saw a few girls.
*grins like the Cheshire Cat*
in the end, i got to know all of the people there and got most of they're contacts.

oh back to the lecture, it was pretty good.
but the speaker was lamer than me.
sheesh.
he taught us a super geng technique to memorize 50 random numbers, in order without fail.
i was like, omfg. how does he do that!
turns out it was sooo easy. ==
all his cheesy slogans are still stuck in my head.

'to be great, CONCENTRATE!'
'Study is my business!'
'i study anywhere, i study everywhere'

no i dont study everywhere. you want to carry your physics notes into the toilet when ur taking a crap?
he even thought us the PROPER way to draw mind maps.
which was the same way i had been doing it...

worst thing was, he took some random guy's sejarah reference book, which was still brand new and EXPENSIVE, and RIPPED off the front cover!
then he started tearing the book, chapter by chapter.
his reasoning?
'instead of carrying the WHOLE book around all the time, just bring one chapter! it's easier and more motivating than slogging 600 pages of sejarah around!
oh screw you.
first of all, im not defacing all my reference books. they cost ALOT.
2nd, my mum will make dodol with what's left of me.
3rd, WHAT kind of logic is that! try doing THAT, to the BIBLE. chapter by chapter. or harry potter. no wayyyy.

anyway if u STILL wanna check him out, www.cikguzul.com.
theres aLOT of spm test papers there. HUNDREDS.
literally. there's even that weird-ass mindmapping software.

anyway, on friday, 5 sigma met at court 1 for our gemala photo session.
marissa wanted us to wear FORMAL. omfg.
but whatever. the girls barely followed the trend! they wore whatever they wanted there.
after that, me and the twins went to zhenwei's house to lepak for awhile. we had pizza while zw and shumei did DUNO WHAT upstairs. ==

we met at the bus stop with marissa and we took a taxi together to subang parade.
in the end, zw, the twins, msa, kk, cyew, derrick, edward, eugene, esther and I went to the ktm station to take the train to MIDVALLEY.
halfway on the train, i realised i ffk-ed kahwai, weikeat and brenda in sunway pyramid.
oops. sorry!
i'll make it up to u guys soon alrite!

we watched the international. and the ending, was the most stupid ending ever in the history of stupid endings.
the hero was on the roof, about to kill the chairman of the bank.
some random other guy shot the chairman instaed, walked off and the credits rolled.
like holy shit.
2 hours of our time wasted. rm8 wasted.
400 thousand brain cells wasted.

we took the ktm back to subang at about 9, and me and msa waited at parade for my mum to pick us back to kk.
got home, was sooo tired that i fell asleep on the sofa. ==
like wtf rite.

next night, charmaine had a bbq party at her place.
so me and the old 3 lambda gang headed there.
guess who i saw there. DYLAN!
he was actually friends with charmaine's sister.
LOL.
we played all kinds of shit games there.
one included passing seaweed with our mouths. HOLY SHIT.
imagine kissing ANDREW KOAY. WTF.
i nearly had to go that.
but we won that game, because we managed to pass THREE seaweeds. every other group had ZERO. LOL

here are some of the pics from the hols.

edward trying to kill himself.

notice me and zw's SEXY long legs!

piggyback race.

they didnt really run you know. just posing. ==

the backwards race. ==

POSE.

sigma 100m dash. LOL

its esther posing with a.. tray?

yikes.

hahha. last place LOL

still can pose before the race.

i just want to post this again. AWESOME.

humping the barricades.

manager of the day.

in class.

outside class.

5 sigma.

on the hills.

KEEKIAT U DAMN FUNNY.

everybody

cyew can dunk LOL

someone push him down.

awesome eh.

look the girls needed help climbing up okay.

the gals

OMGBBQWTF. RAM.

guys.

5 sigma!

edward being edward again.

keekiat's bday.

i dont know that girl. LOL. vanessa.

LOL. piggy back!

charmaine;s house

the retarded coke game/

eh that's the end of the LONG ASS POST.
see u all in a week. =D

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2009-03-20T21:03:00.000-07:00

I am so freaking tired.
just after one trip to midvalley.
going to take a LOOONG night sleep later.

=D

2009-03-14T03:51:00.000-07:00

yoo.
no pictures about anything yet, so pls be patient.
hmm. so this week was all about my exam + exam results.

got back 5 papers so far. and the worst was my f***ing chemistry.
wanna know the marks?
let's start with 100.
divided by 2.
add 50.
differentiate it.
multiply by 5x. change to base 5, add 11100111 in base 2 and change back to base 8, before going for a coffee break at starbucks.
multiply by zero.
and add 60.
did u get '60'?
congrats. you'll probably pass your mod maths too! =)
'OMG MAN. LIKE WTF.
who needs the bloody subject anyway.
i did an anagram for it.
C.H.E.M.I.S.T.R.Y.

C= Cant
H= Help
E= Elephants
M= Masturbate
I= If
S= Stupid
T= Taxis
R= Rape
Y= You.

imagine working for the government, developing fertiliser or something.
keyword: WORKING FOR THE GOVERNMENT
NOBODY, with the ability to change their own underpants would want that.
they're salary, after tax is probably about negative rm2000 per month.
WHO WANTS TO BE IN CREDIT DEBT WHEN YOUR 22!?

on the plus side, i got 86 for mod maths.
=D was aiming for 100. but lim kee-freaking-terlampau-god-is-unfair-kiat got there first.
why is he so smart?
he could remove a chunk of his IQ, and still be smarter than us.
he could remove a LARGE chunk of his IQ, and still be smarter than us multiplied by lets say, a thousand.
he could COMPLETLY REMOVE ALL HIS IQ, donate it to the cockroaches eating your rubbish, and still score 100 for mod maths.
who says god created us equal!

friday, we had 5 sigma futsal!
kicking a ball had never felt so fun.
especially balls that arent attached to other ppl.
go figure.
woke up at 6.30 with smaller eyes than keekiat. due to the drug that keeps most guys high into the night.
no its not weed or marijuana you self-inducing-bastards.
its worse than that.
D.O.T.A.
time for another anagram.

D= Donkeys
O= Of
T= The
A= Aircons.

that makes less sense than the chemistry one.
oh well.
point is, its addictive. VERY ADDICTIVE.
i played till 4am in the morning.
and woke up at 6. feeling like i just swallowed 3 pints of chlorofoam.
so i went to school, waited for the twins to pass up our biology folio.
which they stayed up to 2am to do.
while i barely did any work. ==

"you see la erik! we did till 2am you know. what were you doing har?"
"uhm ahh... i slept at 4am leh!"
"really? Doing what?"
".... ehhhh. got things la."

didnt mention dota.
hahaha.
we then waited outside school for the whole gang to show up.
then we went to asia cafe.
the girls got a freaking ride from yvonne's brother.
the guys... got a freaking ride from yvonne's brother too.
we then headed to the cc while we spent most of our time trying to fix the left 4 dead game.
which wasnt really fun. except seeing infected zombies exploding into crap. =D
later me, zw, and the twins went back to zw's house cuz the twins had to go home early to catch their flight to hongkong. should have hid in their suitcase.
me and zw than took a taxi to U1 for the futsal.
first thing i saw when we got there was nisha sitting outside the court, doing her addmaths.
like zomgbbqwtf.
at like 1.30, the driver came and fetched me home. TO FREAKING SLEEP AFTER THE TIREDNESS.
but i couldnt due to piano class.
so i sat through piano class playing the damn instrument with my eyes closed. ==
at any rate, the rest of them went to mydin to shop for drinks for sales the next day.
wonder how they managed to carry 14 crates of drinks around.

i was also supposed to have dinner with my ex classmates at pizza uno in taipan.
but i couldnt make it due to stupid reasons.
which were... really stupid.
at night, went out to play basketball at the court to release all the stress of dota, exam results and lack of sleep.
but NOOOO. the first thing i saw there was the security guard surrounded by everybody.
my first thought was, omg the coach murdered one of the kids for missing a shot.
turns out, something happened that threatened the very existance of basketball.
no they are not demolishing the court.
starting from today, we have to stop playing basketball by 9pm.
WTF.
because some residents staying in front of the court complain they want to sleep. and we were too noisy.
at 9pm.
sometimes i take my LUNCH at 9pm.
holy shit.
seriously, what the heck is they're problem.
if you didnt want the noise, why the heck would u buy a house in front of the court!?
that's pretty dumb.
so, we started complaining on the palma residence forums.
restraining from using foul language was really hard cuz we were really pissed.

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14 Mar 09, 19:09

alex: i hope the person incharge could realli think about it and try to change the time to 11

14 Mar 09, 19:09

alex: my mom approves n even gave support as it is definately better than sitting in front of the tv the whole day.. nw after my tuitions, i could not just go out and linger in the park as it is dangerous.

14 Mar 09, 19:07

alex: i could not agree more with what mr.wj said. i myself am a form3 student with tuitions everyday.. most of the time, i would go to the court after my tuition.

14 Mar 09, 19:04

WJ: i realli hope that mr TLH take it into consideration.. btw, hope u guys fix the lights also, or nt, there would be no lights to be off-ed.. =D

14 Mar 09, 19:00

WJ: imagine you come b frm a days work at 10pm, just to find out that ur hse tv set is limited to only 9, what would you feel.. same goes for us.. we just wanna make use of the court..

14 Mar 09, 18:59

WJ: the point is, none of us have the time to come out in the afternoon nor before 9 which the lights off to come out and play..

14 Mar 09, 18:58

WJ: with the tight schedule of kids nowadays, most of us either have tuition or are not free in the afternoon, some of us even finish our tuition at 10 at night

14 Mar 09, 18:57

WJ: to mr TLH, you see, its a sure thing, noise would be cut down to none if u off the lights of the basketball court at 9, but have you ever think of it, where do kids like us go to to play basketball..

14 Mar 09, 02:11

Erik: Also, the lights around the basketball court have not been functioning for quite some time. I hope something is done about it ASAP.

14 Mar 09, 02:10

Erik: it wouldnt be fair to cut short the time, especially to the kids who come from all around kemuning to palma just to continue their basketball training at night, in a safe enviroment.

14 Mar 09, 02:08

Erik: I hope that Mr TLH takes the feelings of the Palma residents in consideration. the basketball court in palma is actually one of the safest courts around kemuning.

14 Mar 09, 01:59

derek: guess*

14 Mar 09, 01:59

derek: i huess one must be happy if one's kid says that he is playing basketball till 11pm and not loafing around mamak stalls

14 Mar 09, 01:55

derek: i know for a fact that our room is quite sound proof once all the windows and doors are closed so some shouting and screaming cannot easily wake up babies

14 Mar 09, 01:52

WK: Yes , i do agree that we should extend the time. It's not fair to others who want to play. Especially the kids. Consider about it Mr TLH. (:

14 Mar 09, 01:50

derek: if the noise generated is so unbearable then some kind of sound barrier needs to be build but then that will destroy the apperance of the open concept play ground, rite?

14 Mar 09, 01:48

derek: reason for building the court at the far end of the whole plot is for a reason which is to isolate it from the houses, thus disturbance will be kept to a minimum.

14 Mar 09, 01:28

LLJZ: it is not on a daily basis which is enough to be a nuisance. it is only fair to us to use the court as this is one of the safest court which is in a secluded area for us kids to safely play and train

14 Mar 09, 01:23

LLJZ: we do understand that it is of discomfort to some residence for the kids to play past that time. but do take in consideration that this goes on only 3 days the most out of the 7 days a week.

14 Mar 09, 01:20

DLKY: cause friday night is the only day for the kids to play basketball after school and on saturday there arent any school, i hope MR TLH can consider the kid's feelings when they cant play basketball

14 Mar 09, 01:17

DLKY: because i understand no outsiders are allowed but for the residents itself to have fun after a stressful day, why not? especially for the kids who love basketball and the training that only on friday

14 Mar 09, 01:16

DLKY: yes, i agree with mr.andy and CSP, if possible, if there is enough letter of signatures from the kids parents that allow them to play, can the consideration of extending the time to 11pm possible?

14 Mar 09, 00:57

Kahwai: Mr TLH, just to imform you that 3 lampost at our basketball court have not been functioning since two weeks ago. Hope some action can be taken ASAP

14 Mar 09, 00:52

CSP: i wish to see my kid hanging around our compound rather than loafing outside. I think it is fair to extend to 11pm

14 Mar 09, 00:50

CSP: I am one of the residents in Palma. As a mom, i could feel the frustration of Palma boys/girls when told to cut short their baskettballl game/training by 9pm.

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btw, alex and wj are actually the same person.
LOL. damn wtf right.

saturday morning! AHHHH.
hari saringan.
due to my innate ability to be unable to run fast, all we did was sell stuff to try raise funds for our gemala senior page.
after that, we went for lunch at some chinese shop in taipan.
pics will be up soon. when i get them from ppl. =D

2009-02-28T04:29:00.000-08:00

okay!
time to do what i've not been doing in a long long time.
to those that wonder whether im still alive, im actually blogging from saint peters.
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okay fine, i've just been really busy.
lets start off by xin nee's tag. sorry for being very very late.

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Directions: Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog or a note on Facebook with sixteen random things, facts, habits or goals about you. At the end choose ten people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose them. Don’t forget to leave them a comment ("you’re it”) and to read your blog. You can’t tag the person who tagged you.

1. i haven't updated PROPERLY for weeeks, due to all kinds of acedemic stress. =D
2. i spent half my valentine's day gardening in school. ==
3. adam lambert (freddy mercury's reincarnate) is going to win american idol 8.
4. contrary to what most people think, i can cook reasonably well.
5. when i was a kid, i used to imitate sesame street characters. haha.
6. micheal jackson, despite being a pedophilic, wannabe white guy with a plastic nose, is actually a GENIUS.
7. i cut my toenails more than once a week. dont ask.
8. favourite bands include fallout boy, all american rejects and for some reason, dixie chicks. ==
9. i met hugh jackman when i went to australia 6 years ago.
10. i lied about number 9. =D
11. i played with weird action figures from power rangers until i was like, ten.
12. i broke my leg before when i fell off my bike, and down a hill.
13. i want to be 6 feet tall! im one inch short.
14. i just dissected a frog for biology last week. and enjoyed it. =D
15. i like to eat the fried chicken skins. LOL
16. im almost at the end of this tag.

i tag:
marissa: because her bushy hair looks like a lioness.
ghai jon: cuz his blog is more dead than mine was.
dacky boys: cuz one of them is in australia and has nothing to do.
kahwai: cuz he's NOT kawaii.
weimund: this is just the thing she would like to do for entertainment.
yenyi: cuz we go to the same tuition. LOL
shermaine : cause you rock!
joanne: cause your sher's fren. random, i know.
botak: cuz i 4got it was his birthday on wednesday. oops.

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what an entrance to my newest post!. =D
to make things even more interesting, let's do another!

Rules:It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, enter yours, and tag twenty people.Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real...nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question.

1. What is your name: Erik

2. A four Letter Word: Envy

3. A boy's Name: Edward

4. A girl's Name: Erin

5. An occupation: Ecologist

6. A color: Emerald. (my fren googled it for me)

7. Something you'll wear: earmuffs

8. A food: eggs

9. Something found in the bathroom: Electric toothbrush

10. A place: England

11. A reason for being late: Engine rosak. ==

12. Something you'd shout: EH F*** YOU UPSIDE DOWN LA!

13. A movie title: Employee of the month

14. Something you drink: wtf this is hard. uhm. eggnog.

15. A musical group: evernescence

16. An animal: elephant

17. A street name: Elm street. (from sesame street one)

18. A type of car: escalate, echo, escape, explorer. LOL

19. The title of a song: End Of Me - Marion Raven

i tag everybody hu's name begins with A. LOL

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hahah. okay. so what have i been doing?
study.
YES. study. me. erik lim. WOW.
its super major spm year. so i cant afford any screw ups. AT ALL.
so i'm going for more tuitions then i have been to since my 4 years of secondary school.
which, as you probably can see, isnt great for socialising.
oh fine. so i'll be like this just for one year. if i have to.
its alot of pressure on my behalf to do well here.
so i guess, its sleeping late, and revising most of time.
especially since my monthly is next week.
oh god.
already?

dissected a frog last week.
it was awesome!
marissa, yvonne ghaijon and keekiat went to some restaurant to buy the frogs. which were HUGE!
being frogs, they did what they did best. try to escape.
which from the stories i've heard from people, they did.
imagine an amphibian the size of a volleyball bouncing around your toilet the whole night...
at first we were all so scared to even pin the chlorofoam induced frog to the dissecting tray.
i could feel the bones cracking when i pushed the pin into Bob.
yes i named him Bob.
he's in a better place now.
but somehow, after we started cutting the poor little guy up,
we got over our fear of frogs.
THEN we started playing with Bob's organs.
"let's see how long it's intestines are!"
after the dissection, claire threw everything away except Bob's heart.
just because she found it fascinating.

oh god. that's just 5 Sigma.
study study study.
by the time spm passes me by, i'll be an antisocial, white-headed freak.
maybe i already am. haha.

okay. let's sum up what i've been doing this past week.
monday, did nothing special, except 4 hours of solid chemistry, plus tuition.
tuesday, slept the whole damn day.
wednesday was botak's birthday. which i forgot/didnt know. happy birthday laa.
also got my baby photo taken by mr lee and super-imposed to the whole class.
mr lee- (accounts teacher at dunia didik is a pedophile)
thursday, played alot of basketball and study somemore. how pathetically boring eh?
friday, played ball with that steroid pumped team. (yao + jing cheng + their two friends.), went to mamak for the first time in a looong while.
saturday, performed for the pathetic, no people chinese society welcoming. jessie was awesome.
but she thinks she did bad. weird. went for lunch with charmaine, then went home, slept somemore, started revising bio, played more ball and here i am! YAY.

aite. im signing off now.
everybody who reads this post, say a silent prayer for Bob.
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Amen.

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2009-02-14T04:02:00.000-08:00

SO sorry. i havent updated in YEARS.
its been so long, seasons have passed.
okay thats the end of the long awaited post. LOL

the MONKEY! =D

2009-01-25T05:48:00.000-08:00

Monkey
Born in Chinese Lunar Year: 1932, 1944, 1956, 1968, 1980, 1992, 2004

Personality	Lively, witty, inventive and intelligent, a fast learner with good memory. Good at problem solving but can be too clever and become lazy, opportunistic and manipulative. They also know social skills well but can be selfish and egoistic. Also unbeatable in terms of talent and wealth. Of all the animals in the lunar cycle, the Monkey bears the closest resemblance to the Naked Ape himself, Man. It is therefore no wonder that it should be he who will inherit most of man's intelligence as well as his capacity for deceit. The Monkey is the sign of the inventor, the improviser, and the motivator in the Chinese zodiac; a charlatan capable of drawing everyone to him with his intimate guile and charm. Being the quick-witted genius of the cycle, he is clever, flexible and innovative. The monkey can solve intricate problems with ease and will be a very fast learner. He can master anything under the sign and usually has the aptitude for being a good linguist. A person born in this year will be successful at whatever he chooses to do. No challenge will be too great for him.
Likes	Risks, Cooking, Travel, Jokes, Intrigue, Flamboyance and Sunshine.
Dislikes	Organization, Illness, Convention, quietness, Responsibility and Failure.
Your Luck in Year 2009
Overall Forecast	In the year of 2009, the Monkey born will enjoy the best of luck among the other zodiac animals with almost negligible deterrents or obstacles. You are blessed with plenty of heaven luck which makes life smooth sailing and a sheer joy. Good fortune is literally overflowing. Wealth luck is excellent where money can be made from salaried income and rational investment. Success comes easily, promotion luck is good and there's excellent development in career. Good year for recognition luck as well. You will be very busy with work, always on the move, closing deals, proposing new projects and travelling. Becareful not to let yourself succumb to fatigue. Make sure you maximise the good energy the year provides by using Feng Shui enhancers.

The year 2009 proves to be a fruitful one for monkey of Chinese zodiac signs as they will have stable love relationship and lots of wealth because of the presence of the second luckiest star of their zodiac. All monkeys will experience a lot of goodwill and rapport with everyone this year.

Though monkeys born in spring and summer will have various opportunities in life, relationships may turn out to be rather complex. This is because male monkeys will venture into flirting and two-timing and face its consequences while female monkeys will have to show their skills at maintaining their love interest by fighting with other temptresses.

If a monkey wants a steady relationship, it can be done by taking care of partners with lots of love and care. And if love relationship is not handled with care, it may have a bad effect no the career of many monkeys.

Monkeys should be careful in the first half of the year and avoid all gossip. Monkeys born in winter and autumn may experience some bad luck this year. And as regards their career, monkeys will experience a growth here with their hard work and not with good luck.

Financial benefits are expected at work for monkeys this year while August, November and December are special for monkeys. Harboring a strong zeal to fulfill their dreams this year, nothing should stop them from reaching them this year in 2009.

*joke part*

wealth isnt a big problem for monkeys this year, as they will start to rob banks with incresing regularity.

health WILL be a big problem. There is a huge tendency to get infected with AIDS. so use your trusty condoms.

monkeys will also get laid alot this year, so it is advisable to restock up on your condoms. the lucky flavour for this auspicious ox year is the 'curry laksa' condoms, which can be bought at any mamak stall near you.

monkeys tend to catch the envious eyes of sterile and guys unable to lay chicks, so you should hang a 'fuck-you-bitch lucky golden dragon' in front of your front door to scare away the pretenders. also, placing a 'seven-hair-jade-penis' in your bathroom ensures continues fertility.

GONG XI FATT CHAI! =D

chinese new year.

2009-01-24T03:20:00.000-08:00

GONG HEY FATT CHOI!
hope to get more angpao this year!
hope to get taller and taller this year!
hope to get more angpao this year!
did i mention more angpao? good.
cause i need the money. badly.
car fund needed soon. like, 4 months. ==
i know the economy not good. that's why should get MORE money. things expensive mahhh. =D
im going back melacca tml. back on..
wait im not sure when im coming back. LOL.
so i'll see you ppl around. =D

2009-01-16T04:04:00.000-08:00

w3eeeee. it's the freaking weekend.
i can use the computer again.
fine lester.
i'll change it, to LAME statement. HAHAH.
been the same week like what school is every week.
FUN!
our school toilet is now open! it has a freaking SHOWER. and soap. AND halogen lights.
tht's freaking chunnnnn.
went ffor house practise for the first time in 4 years.
couldnt jump over that freaking 120cm high bar.
just didnt know how. hahahha. tml might be going to sunway. YAY.
anyway. somebody tagged me.

1. Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
fuck smokers.

2. How bout drinking?
happened before. WAS fun!

3. Do you like someone you can't have?
nope.

4. If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
Duh. unless ur that crazy phychopath hiding in my bedroom. then no.

5. What's your favourite sport?
Basketball.

6. It's Saturday night, and you're home alone. What do you do?
spam everybody's chatbox.

7. Do you like roller coasters?
who doesnt obviously hasnt been on one.

8. When is the perfect time to have a bf/gf?
when i find that someone.

9. If you could date any celebrity, who would it be?
hailey williams.

10. What are you doing this weekend?
havent really planned. going to sunway with her. then i dont know.

11. What is your favorite restaurant?
too many lahh. i like anywhere with good reasonable priced food. tht rules secret recipe out.

12. Have you ever hugged someone?
DUH.

13. Ever kissed someone you're not attracted to?
yeah.

14. Do you like anyone right now?
you know i know lah. XD

15. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
face.

16. Which do you prefer? Beach or Mountains?
beach. bikinis are hot. or the nude beaches.

17. What kind of phone do you have?
sony W200i

18. Computer or Laptop?
Laptop.

19. Jeans or Sweater?
Jeans.

20. Which year (s) has/have been the best so far?
i love my life, so i'd say... all 16 of them have been AWESOME!

21. How old are you gonna be on your next birthday?
Old enough to drive.

22. What should you be doing right now?
playing basketball. but i sprained my finger.

23. What is you're favorite TV show?
Uhm. heroes.

24. What's been your last purchase?
a can of 7-up.

25. Are you attracted to girls/boys that smoke?
helll no.

26. Have you ever fallen on your butt in front of a crowd of people?
uhm. who hasnt?

27. What do you do when you're at home?
sleep sleep sleep.

28. What is your favorite subject?
physics. HAHAHA

29. What's the best thing that's ever happened to you?
sleeping. the best joy in the world.

30. Tag 7 people.

1. Xin Nee
2. Ghai Jon
3. M'sa
4. brenda!
5. wei mund.
6. the dacky boys.
7. sarah.

Overdue.

2009-01-11T06:18:00.000-08:00

LOL.
sorry joanne.
here it is. =D

my old, frayed, decaying bag. been with me for years already but i still like it. =D

torn. ==

old bag.

NEW BAG! when i 1st bought it i didnt like it. now i think it's HOT. LOL

went out shopping yesterday and got this pencil case. LOL

Countdowns:
my 2nd week of form 5 begins in 1 hour.
i get to drive the ford focus in 124 days.
supposed to sleep hours ago. LOL

R.S(random statement) = there are alot of turtles in terengganu.

1 week at school.

2009-01-10T18:22:00.000-08:00

YAY. one week gone by at school.
and another 40 to go. before my total freedom. =D
not much time to blog nowadays.
form 5 is a very busy year. =(
anyway, school went by without any major incident.
went there, study, eat canteen food, came back.
you know, like school. XDXD

its 4 months till i go get my licence. gonna be driving my mum's car!
its a ford focus sedan. =D

aint it a beauty? imagine picking up chicks with this. LOL.
okay. i still owe someone a post about my school bag. hahahahha. i'll do it when i get my camera back from mum.
she brought it with her when she went out 2day, doing what women do best.
you know what im talking about.
okay maybe u dont.
SHOPPING la dimwits.

yesterday = tiredness. went for bsb training at school. the coach is a slave driver. hahahha.
came back and did nothing special.came back for dinner, then went to mamak.
watched step up 2.
OMGWTFBBQROFLMAO!
brianna evigan, the actress who plays andi in the movie is freakingg hot. LIKE SERIOUSLY.
her dancing + her face = heaven.
thank god im not gay. if only every girl in the world looked like that.

poster of step up 2. briana evigan(the chick in the middle) is smoking!

that's her in real life. WOW

move aside the post-pregnancy jessica alba and megan fox.
=D

RS(random statement) : an octopus has 8 legs.
LOL

LOL

2009-01-02T22:24:00.001-08:00

At lester's house gaying. update later LOL.
i macam damn long never update. XD
fine lemme summarise shortly about what happened.
WELCOME 2009!!!! mwahhahahhahhahah.

new year eve: pergi 1 utama with lester and kelvin.
lester's mum belanja movie! FREE.
watched Ip man.
his machinegun punching is damn awesome. my gawd la weyh.
came back, bought champagne, and the 3 of us cycled around palma before drinking it.
then went to lester's place, 5,4,3,2,1, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
balik rumah, mandi and SLEEP.

NEW YEAR'S DAY.
nth much, stay home, walk around, play ball,
got chased out of the house but dont ask me about it.
CUT HAIR!

2nd january.
nothing much also laaaa. played ball, woke up damn late,
played MORE ball with zhiyao and his friends.
zhiyao = MONSTER.

3rd january.
say wanna go swimming with botak at 8am.
but i woke up at 11am. LOL
lester ajak pergi makan lunch at his house.
ate prawn mee. 2 bowls.
then lepak in his room.
played digimon rumble arena on ps2.
and got trashed. XD
kelvin slept in the room. his face. DAMN CUTE LA.
played ball sumore, got home,
showered, and here i am.

ALRIGHT.
there u go u impatient bastards.
HAPPY 2009!
SPM rocks yaw. XD

what most ppl go when they're bored.

2008-12-30T19:34:00.000-08:00

YAY. =D

4 Sigma Penang. (Damn late)

2008-12-26T00:19:00.000-08:00

yay. penang! 5-7th of november.
our class trip for the year!
after months of undecided planning
(lets go to langkawi! nono. PD! nahhh. how bout that jungle camp thingy.)
we decided on penang.
was like the day after exams. so i was damn excited.
cant blog about EVERYTHING that happened. cant remember. so.
here are the pics. 2 months late. hahahhahaha
had nothing to blog about. so there.
4 SIGMA/2008 rocked Penang yaw!

the beach. that extra blue part, is not a gaping hole of the seabed. we thought it was damn deep and didnt dare swim there. until the genius erik realized it was the hotel's shadow. LOL

Erik and Shu Mei/shorty.

Erik and Zhen Wei's wallet. Blood brothers. ZOMFGBBQWTF

Erik the giant camwhore!

That street where it sells alot of food. forgot what its called. this is what about 8 ppl ate. ==

Esther, Erik, GhaiJon.

Groupie. I was still eating. ==

4 Sigma(5 sigma in a week)

HALF of 4 Sigma.

Ghai Jon, Chan Yew, Erik, Benjamin.

Erik, KK.

Cy, Nisha, Yvonne, Erik, Ghai Jon

Marissa the camera woman doing what she does best. taking pictures of EVERYTHING

Groupie! =D

Groupie! =D (i copy paste this quote from earlier.)

finally, someone with thicker lips than me. LOL

Patrick the starfish next to a loan shark sign. LOL

Phone booth camwhore.

kk, esther, marissa.

pn Sulo and her bodyguard.

Ghai jon. but that's not why i put this up. yvonne expression= priceless.

erik, reuban

erik, shuxian

zarul too busy drinking to even look at camera.

LOL. LOLOLOLOLOL.

Jamie, Claire, ShuMei, Erik

1/4 of 4 Sigma. hahahha

and in our next display, we have here a chanyew. he supports that cockerel logo-ed team and suffers from chronic constipation. he is seen here clearly trying to evacuate his bowels. warning: gas emmision known to cause severe internal bleeding and exploding nostrils.

chanyew and nisha.

pair by pair by pair. LOL

weird candid. LOL

at the door/gate/arch. LOL

tugu negara. or a bad impression. seems like a umbrella god worship statue to me.

the evil incarnates. just kidding. class teacher, Pn Sulo and her sister. the ones who made the whole trip possible.

waving at camera. teacher's sister like sultan. ==

girls camwhore. sumhow it was in my camera. so juz upload. ==

no idea what this is.

scandal bigger than edison chen.

what the be-jesus are u doing down there. LOL

like the final destination 3 photo. the fireworks guy. =D

zhenwei you likey-likey dont you. XD

LOL. CLAIRE WTF U TOUCHING. looks wrong.

burying the class monitor.

dont give us pas keluar this is what u get. =)

it's alive!

it's alive! looks painful. O.o

in the humongous body of water, full of aquatic life form and salt. OKAY. the sea.

4th from left? the one with the sexy body? that's yours truly. LOl

someone taking his shirt off. dont worry. never gonna be as sexy as me.

survivors of titanic.

what's tht thing in the far distance...

zhenwei, m'sa

hotel orgy. LOL

yvonne, joee.

hotel lobby lepaking.

edward being... edward.

bye bye hotel. before we leave, allow us one more camwhoring.

we're leavign!

zhenwei's so lonely. LOL

the ppl.

makan breakfast. =D

our new classmate = teddy.

great view eh. ==

4 sigma. forever. =D

4 sigma again!

the girls

the girls and boys.

kawan kawan. =D

the ppl. u guys rock. haha.

group constipation.

msa and joee.

kk, yvonne, msa, pn sulo.

ruler of penang. O.o

let's have butt smecx with the rifle!

the boogey man.

looks great. hahah

what happens when we don't do our homework.

jet li and bruce lee. and chuck norris. ==

we conquered penang!

keekiat.

zhenwei's best friend. LOL

whatcha looking at?

presenting, the... uhm. bird!

emu. or ostriach. or.. oh forget it.

damn cute weyh.

grrr. dont come near or i'll pulverise u with my eye laser. ==

jo ee and birdie.

owls. so cute!

lala owls. LOL

DAMN FUCKING CUTE!

erik and shu mei. wait. wasnt this pic at the top..

beach!
water!

snake temple. ghai jon takde punya?

and lastly, the most random of all. my unfinished nasi kandar. pn sulo said she wanted to bring us to the best nasi kandar in all of penang! was damn happy. YAY good food. then we got out of the bus, saw the shop name. "Pelita".
wait. i just ate here last week!
oh right.there's another shop in taipan! and bandar sunway i think. and ss15.
LOL

*************************************************************************************

right. that's it. most of the pics taken by marissa. her camera no battery or no memory
or no red chili or something so she used mine.
most camwhoring pics i didnt upload.
saving bandwidth. =D
and most of the pics i didnt rotate them. LAZY LA. so many.
and most of the pics that arent so nice, blurry, ugly(any pic with shumei) i removed.
LOL joking laaa.
this year penang, next year the WORLD!
(lol khua1 zhang1)
awesome trip. thanks ppl!

Emo.

2008-12-26T00:00:00.001-08:00

kevin tiah joo hian.
a great friend in our lives.
is going
to migrate
to australia.
TO-FREAKING-DAY.
==
okay. so. we, everybody from 6A lick hung,
every friend u have from subang utama,
would like to say:
THANKS KEVIN!
GOOD LUCK!

ps: kevin if u see this, if u do not contact us at anytime u visit malaysia i would chop u and string u up like chicken liver. hahaha. joking. =D

Dodol.

2008-12-25T23:51:00.000-08:00

here's a post dedicated to joanne chee siew kuan.
THIS picture above, is what dodol looks like.
*OWWWHHH I SEEEE!!!*
made up of gula melaka, sugar and some condensing thingy.
it's tasty! LOL

Christmas

2008-12-25T22:30:00.000-08:00

Yay!
everybody's favourite time of the year is here!
santa visits and gives the nice ppl presants.
the not so nice ppl? his reindeers shower u with their dung. =D
but this year the would be no presants from santa!
apparently calvin chew told santa he was good this year.
santa died laughing. LOL.
ok fine.
last night i slept at 4.
woke up at 9am! kinda late for christmas right.
followed my parents to garden!
the shopping mall, not my back yard. to those tht dont understand.
the mall, was freaking... EMPTY.
mayb everybody did thier shopping BEFORE christmas.
explains why im late. XD
okay.
gt back at 4.30. ate some weird mark's and spencer biscuits.
went to shoot hoops at around 5.30.
today the court extra ppl. damn weird. hundreds of kids today. LOL
played a few games and then went home to shower.
after tht, cycled to dylan's house for his christmas party.
=D
was great fun!
although everything i cooked turned out BLACK.
too much butter, and the oil from it dripped on the coals below my food
so the fire became bigger, and...
*BOOM*
instant CARBON!
lol
watched transformers on hbo.
then watched the simpsons movie
was one STUPID movie. hahaha.
after that, lepak around, drank beer, played cards.

Quote of the night:
dylan's grandma(to kelvin when lester came in) : ur sai lou ah?

LOLOLOL.
anyway, somebody got drunk. half drunk at least on 2 cans of tiger beer.
how does tht even happen...
calvin chew's face was red like lobster. hahaha.
not fully drunk yet though. but he acted like a sohai.
wait, he is... LOL. joking la.
after that went home, showered, lazed on my bed for a few hours and finally slept at 5.
LOL. here's the pics.

read his shirt.
"most of the time i have no idea what i'm doing"
which explains why he's drunk.
hahahahah.

yummy cheesecake? =D voonming eating cake!

candid of the host. =D

and in our next enclosure we have a kahwai who hasnt washed his hair for a week.
he suffers from chronic constipation and stole santa's hat
BAD KAHWAI BAD!

the drunk bastard. LOL

drunk.

drunk.

still drunk. after only 2 cans of tiger. like LOL

golden crispy chicken! lol

bbq pit. LOL

group pic. sabrina(brenda's sis), jacqueline(brenda's older sis), dylan, belicia(dylan's sis), brenda, bok xiang, kahwai, erik, ah gan.

voon ming constipated. hahahha.

fluffly the snowman! =D

barbeque. =D

brenda's christmas gift to me. =D
same colour as my bedsheet. LOL
this is before the hungry-jaws-of-eternal-digestion (erik's mouth) started working on it.

after. LOL.
i would have ate the stick if i could... =D

Retarded Melacca Trip.

2008-12-23T06:26:00.000-08:00

yesterday my dad came back,
and announced that we're going to Melacca tml!
yippee.
then he said,
'erik off the computer now and go to sleep we're leaving at 6.30 tommorrow.'
i looked at the clock. 10.15pm only.
in the end i still slept at 3am. hahahaha.
today, woke up at 6.01! and i did not feel sleepy.
in ur face sleep-at-10.15-off-the-computer! hahahahahahahahaha.
left the house at 6.30+
reach there at 8 sumthing.
my dad fly car drive there. haha
ate at some super famous wantanmee shop.
i ordered one ganlou, one soup.
then i STILL felt hungry. so i ordered another bowl of porridge...
the appitite of a growing teenager is freaking scary. hahahahha
later dad drove us to some random hill in the middle of nowhere.
we climb all the way up, just to climb down again.
and the temperature was freaking 60 degrees.
then we drove off, just to climb ANOTHER FREAKING HILL.
went to cousin's chinese medicine shop to cool off, then we went to find ANOTHER famous restaurant. under the blazing hotter than jessica alba sun.
ate chicken rice! the balls rice type. lol
i was laughing hard at the sign.
it said: "15 cent per ball. buy 10 get 2 free"
LOL BALLS. HAHHAHAHA.
damn tasty. but we had to rush cuz sum1 waiting for our table.
the shop's THAT famous. =D
after tht we went to find ANOTHER famous stall.
selling cendol.
like wth. i thought melacca alot of history shit to visit.
instead went to find famous stalls. LOL
cendol was GOOD.
but freaking sweet. hahahaha
went back to cousin's house and i took a 3 hour nap there. was so bored. hahah.
woke up, went to ANOTHER FREAKING FAMOUS STALL.
this time it was ikan bakar.
ate tht for dinner. hahahahahahaha.
well not only ikan.
sotong, ikan, stingrray, lala, coconut jelly, ikan, clams, ikan, and ikan.
did i mention ikan? LOL
waited for my cousin to come back from universiti
(she nagging on the phone 'i want eat i want eat i want eat')
so her brother rush to fetch her. hahaha.
at 8, began our long and tiring journey home. =D
listened to david cook's album i downloaded illegally for free last night.
at home, on comp, kena rushed to shower by a certain someone. =P
and here i am. hahahah. pictures will be posted later when i feel like it. not many anyway.

toodles.

Funny Signboards You Don't Know Whether To Laugh Or Cry

2008-12-21T04:50:00.000-08:00

*scrub scrub* "OW! WATCH WHERE UR RUBBING, WOMAN!"

cockfighting. wonder how it's done. and why it's illegal. LOL

old man also wan to touch. ==

kinda dont get this one.

outside the gentleman toilets.

LOL. who could aim so bad. u've been doing it seen ur born right. aim shoot fire.

that's something u would see in a stripclub.

LOL. LOLOLOLOL.

hear that grandma. no farting even if u ate the beans.

now this is so random it makes striking the jackpot in 4D easy.

try not to ask too many questions. =D

not a sign u wanna see when ur lost.

next flasher, 3km away. ladies beware.

not a sign u want to see at ur local public toilet.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. SO FUCKING RANDOM. =D

uhhhhhhhhhh... i noticed.

somebody likes his privacy.

how can there be no admittance to a toilet. LOL

i THINK, this one's on purpose.

mutant pigeons on the loose.

thats what i call good management.

this traffic light damn cool weyh.

i LOLed so hard at this one i choked on my dinner.

this is one desperate photographer.

conclusion.
stupid signboards for stupid people. =D

2008-12-17T18:30:00.000-08:00

Yay.
it's morning. i think. my time abit screwed up. lol
anyway yesterday was Interact Gathering.
at our favourite president: TAN LU QUAN'S house. WOOT.
soooo... yeah.
before that, i woke up and realised, i 4got to buy the drinks! SHIT
so i cycled all the way to the shop that desperate people go to find stuff they really need.
7/11. LOL.
it was 1pm in the afternoon. damn freaking hot. but i had a responsibility to do and i will fulfill it.
(amanah: sikap bertanggungjawab yang akan menimbulkan kepercayaan dan *something*)
XD anyway i bought three 1.5 litre bottles of sprite.
cycled all the way back, when luquan told me to call rern sean.
turns out he ALREADY bought the drinks. ALL of them.
so my rendezvous to 7-11 under 30 celcius hot sun came to NUTS.
what's more, we all had to pay rern sean rm12 to cover the drinks cost.
LIKE WTF. nvm. at least i hav something to drink when im thristy. gonna get diabetes soon. lol.
shermun picked me up at 3.30. with his brother Dic Vinn in the car.
followed along to sunway to pickup Shannon and Sunglin.
the car, even though was a big Pajero gt crammed.
due to sunglin and his gigantic muscles. LOL
lepaked at shannon's house for a while.
he has so many books. like a freaking library.
something i thought was a BRICK WALL, when i looked closer was actually shelves of BOOKS.
he showed us his pay-to-play warcraft game. nice graphics. but he kept disconnecting.
waited for dheepan to finish his things, then shannon's mum fetched us all to luquan's place.
me and shannon sat at the back. the BIG guys sat in front. haha.
reached luquan's house. then we did everything we could to help him. ==
he hs this next-to-broken basketball ring. and next-to-no-air basketball. lol.
soon later ppl began to come. then we ATE!
everything was pasta. seriously of all shapes and sizes.
after dinner, me and shermun, being the club service ppl hosted the games.
which were, freakkkking lame. expected la hahahhaha.
1st was the name game thing where everybody was split into groups. they had to turn around and say each other's name. or sumthing like tht.
was confusing and funny. everybody wanted to win so bad. LOL
next was the longest shortest thingy. group 3 i think won most of it. hahaha
next the cucumber/tapping game. was damn retarded. we had a cucumber as punishment to whoever who screwed up. shannon took the 1st bite. and the 2nd.
then everybody split up cuz no one wans to play liao. LOL.
the disgusting cucumber was still there.
played taboo/bluff/heartattack with people, joked around, ate somemore,
drank somemore.
at 11 we followed shannon's dad back to ss18.
whre my dad picked me and shermun up back to kk. like KL transit only. LOL
the rest of the form 5 stayed over.
anyway after shower and everything,
continued texting joanne (eh stop peeling ur fingers. YERRR)
fell asleep.
next morning here i am. bored.
so what do i do when im bored?
BLOG. XD here are some pics weimund the lousy camera woman took.

thts it. bye. LOL

This is what happens when u blog at 12.30 in the morning.

2008-12-16T08:36:00.000-08:00

Okay. time to go into sohai mode.
full credits to lester for teaching me how. LOL. kidding.
today. woke up at 10.30 in the MORNING.
like OMFG.
the first time i woke up so early on my own will in forever.
normally i get up at 4. hahah.
okayyy. so at 10.30, after doing what i had to do, pergi tuiton, then went to the court awhile.
apparently, yuegene has a new singlet. LIKE WTH.
he needs so many. wonder what he does with the old ones.. XD
at 6, i had to go to mcd to meet shermun abt tml's interact gathering.
yikes. was cycling back home, dreading cycling ALL THE WAY to mcd when i decided to try hitch a ride. called shermun, sent my bike home and rushed out to the guardhouse,
where his mum was already there. sry auntie. ==
pergi mcd and started discussing stuff.
back home i set up this at-that-time sorry excuse of a blog. nw its btr.
thx weimund LOL
linked everybody, watched Max Payne illegally, played DOTA for a while and here i am.
yikes. new bloggers really do talk alot. at first.
joanne asked me to take pics of my own room. so i did.

Chehwah. team spalding. =O

my jersey's. i gt 2 more. one's in the car one's in the laundry. =D

clothes rack. freaking messy.

my error prone phone.

Seiko watch lol

my baby. literally.

taylor big baby. rm 2850. LOL

every year i get one. no idea why.

Cheh wah. showoff. =D

my fugly curtains. ==

table LOL

shumei's toy thingy. LOL

my cupboard before my mum saw it.

after she asked me to clean. but really, no difference. ==

camwhoring? not really. camwhore means taking pics of urself.
more like roomwhore. happy la joanne. XD
ok i want rest my poor pc liao.
tml interact gathering.
like omg. night ppl.

Skillet- Say Goodbye.

2008-12-15T22:08:00.000-08:00

This is a song Jamie and Shaun introduced to me.
By this band named Skillet.
They've been around for AGES.
And i never knew they existed. 6 studio albums i think. OMG.
Anyway i LOVE the lyrics of this song.
Here it is.

Say Goodbye- Skillet.

"Things are changing
It seems strange and
I need to figure this out
You've got your life
I got mine
But you're all I cared about
Yesterday we were laughing
Today I'm left here asking
Where has all the time gone now
I'm left alone somehow
Growing up and getting older
I don't want to believe it's over

Don't say goodbye
Cause I don't wanna hear those words tonight
Cause maybe it's not the end for you and I
And although we knew
This time would come for me and you
Don't say anything tonight
If you're gonna say goodbye

Do you remember
In December
How we swore we'd never change
Even though you're leaving
That our feelings
Would always stay the same
I wish we could be laughing
Instead I'm standing here asking
Do we have to end this now
Can we make it last somehow
We both know what we've gotta say, not today
Cause I don't wanna leave this way

And if it's over
It hurts but I'm giving you my word
I hope that you're always
Happy like we were
Happy like we were

Yesterday we were laughing (if you're gonna say goodbye)
Today I'm left here asking(if you're gonna say goodbye)
And although we knew this time would come for me and you
Don't say anything tonight
If you're gonna say goodbye"

The parts in bold are the best IMO.
Oh Damn. That's deep. =D

P.S. i'll link everybody when i feel like it okay. ==

It's A Bird, It's A Plane, It's The Holy Sex Bomb! =)

2008-12-15T12:38:00.000-08:00

Boo.
Let me OFFICIALLY announce the opening.
Of.
My.
New BLOG. LOL
and to those people who are gawking at the blog address,
like looking at the wordings 'theholysexbomb.blogspot.com' and going OMFGBBQWTF,
it came out as a joke.
weimund asked for a suggestion for a blogname and i jokingly suggested it.
she LOL'ed at me. hard.
but tht idea gt stuck in my head for weeks. and only now i'm bringing myself to make one.
=D so thanks weimund! =O

right now i'm still trying (and failing) to get the new template going.
this post is to preoccupy lester who cant wait to flame my blog.
here u go my boy. help urself.
i'm gonna post later when i finish setting everything to the way i want it.
toodles. =D